In living on this planet, it must be understood that there are a few givens: Every generation thinks the world will end in its lifetime, people will always claim to have "seen" or "experienced" or "smelled" or "heard" things that, in fact, never happened, and people will always try to pass off complete nonsense as fact. And I'm not talking about nonsense like "there will be an NHL season this year," or, "Jack Johnson is a good hockey player." I mean stuff that actually sort of matters.
After the jump, I complain for 17 paragraphs or so. (I JUST figured out how to put a jump in my page. Shameful.)
