Lost Yo Marbles: The Ramp is For Pedestrians, Jackass

There are no words for how much it bothers me when some moron hurtles down the ramp at the train station on his bicycle (is it surprising that I never see women do this? Probably not).  Today, I actually saw a guy do a wheelie.  Going down an incline.  On a bicycle that's too short for him.  With no helmet.  What's the word for that?  I can't remember.

heheh, Mythbusters (0:35)

Kill the Messenger: Jay Feaster is NOT a Bum. And I Can Prove It.

Feaster has been smart so far in not making moves just for the sake of making moves.  He refrained from taking part in the FA frenzy that saw James Wisniewski sign that ridiculous $5.5 million contract and, though his strategy resulted in paying Anton Babchuk ~2.5 million, it also landed his team the services of Scott Hannan for a mere $1 million (and, though he has struggled a little, he is well worth that contract).  But what about the deals Feaster has made?  Let's take a look at the players the Flames have acquired under Jay Feaster via trade.

Jay Feaster doing his best Brent Butt impression

Chris Butler

Butler is one player, I think we can all agree, who has smashed all expectations leveled at him since his acquisition.  After the infamous (for no particular reason) Robyn Regehr trade with Buffalo, Jay said in an interview that he and the coaching staff saw him as a #5 defenseman at this point.  To this point in the season he has been, at worst, a #3 defenseman for the Flames.  He, along with Jay Bouwmeester, plays against the other teams' best forwards at even strength (1.806 Corsi Rel QoC, 4th (1st among dmen)), starts in the offensive zone a mere 43.6% of the time (44.6% for Bouwmeester) and still manages to drive possession--as seen in his positive on ice Corsi (1.96, 6th on the team--9.2 Corsi Rel, 4th).  If someone had told me that Chris Butler would replace EVERYTHING Robyn Regehr brought to the team (for a quarter of the cost) I would not have believed them.  Of course, Butler's physical game has a way to go to compare to Regehr's... so I guess not everything was replaced.
The catch here is that Butler's playing the best hockey of his life right now... we'll see if he can sustain it.  All the same, I think it's pretty clear that the Flames picked up a legitimate top 4 defenseman.

Paul Byron

I don't think Byron will ever blow anyone away with his offensive stats, but he was exactly the player the Flames needed--he's fast, young, and skilled.  He's already a passable 3rd line winger, so it isn't outside the realms of possibility that he could become a top 6 forward.  I'm not exactly holding my breath for that, but I would like Byron to stick around in a Flames jersey for a long time.  My 1st (and 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, etc) thought the 1st time I saw him play was: "Holly [shoot] is he fast!"

Roman Horak

Horak seems to already have achieved the potential most experts projected him to have--at the age of 20.  It's not outside the realm of possibility for Horak to become a legitimate top 6 forward in the future... again though, I wouldn't be surprised if he stayed a 3rd line center for the rest of his career either.  The thing I like most about Horak is his 2way game.  The fact that he can play effectively at both ends of the ice at his age... he's even seen time on the Flames' penalty kill.  One of the few pleasant rookie surprises the Flames have enjoyed in the last decade or so.  The difficulty of his icetime has been reduced somewhat recently, with the result that his possession numbers have improved slightly.  He's still riding some favourable percentages (14.3 sh% for example) so I wouldn't expect him to continue scoring at the rate he has been so far.  Still, promising.

Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond

I'll start by saying this trade irked me right from the beginning.  It sounds like Sutter pushed for this one, though, so... I don't know.  I have no comprehension of why Sutter (allegedly) likes Leblond so much.  He doesn't appear to have any function that I can see, other than taking bad penalties.  Still, if anyone was expecting something to come of this acquisition, something was unhinged in their head.

Lee Stempniak

I know he hasn't been scoring all that much since he joined the Flames, and they gave up a very good 2way center (Daymond Langkow) in the process, but Stempniak has actually been fairly good.  He's put up some decent possession numbers (7.3 Corsi Rel) against 3rd line competition.  More importantly, he's been a fixture on the penalty kill, and (in my opinion) he's done fairly well.  Best of all, he costs about half as much as Langkow did.  While I wouldn't try to claim the Flames won this trade, they didn't exactly lose either.

Scouting the Flames: November

So things aren't going so great for the big club these days.  They've got a match up against the league-leading Chicago Blackhawks tonight... and considering how the last one went, we shouldn't be surprised if the 'Hawks increase their lead over the surprising (and thoroughly over-performing) Minnesota Wild.

The Bad

For the second month in a row, Mr. Babchuk is my poster boy for "the bad".
sorry.

There's a lot to get through for this section.  I'll keep most of it pretty short (considering how long this post was last month)

Anton Babchuk.  Wow, is he bad.  His injury might have saved the Flames' season.  Of course, they haven't been any better without him (and arguably worse).  Still, when T.J. Brodie is less of a defensive liability than you are... well, you've got some things to work on, yes?

Iginla still isn't scoring.  Mostly, he's just not playing well often enough.

Bourque has points (all goals) in only 3 games this year.  He just played a fine game against the Ottawa Senators... wherein he still didn't score.

Kipper's excellent play has seen him get more starts than the brass would like him to have had at this point.  Of course, if Henrik Karlsson had any form of luck, this likely wouldn't be the case.  Looks like another busy season for Kiprusoff.

Mark Giordano and Scott Hannan are getting killed out there, in spite of all the offensive zone starts.  And yet, their counting numbers still look better than the rest of the defensemen...

$4.5 million (3.5 cap hit) is a lot to spend on a 4th line center.

The Flames are still on the hook for half of Niklas Hagman's $3mil salary, in spite of the fact that he now plays for the Anaheim Ducks.  Even so, it's still cheaper to have that 1.5 in dead cap space with Paul Byron called up than to have Hagman sitting in the press box.

Mikael Backlund has played only 3 games, and is already a -5 with no points.  The worst part of it is, he's actually played quite well, but playing with Jarome Iginla lately hasn't been much of a good thing.

Backlund isn't the only one.  In spite of some decent possession numbers, Lee Stempniak has scored just 7 points.

The game against Chicago on the 11th marks the first time in Jarome Iginla's career that he has played with at least 5 players below the age of 25.  How depressing.

Moss is still hurt!  Rene Bourque has, apparently, missed 2 practices in a row.

The Good

This list seems to get shorter and shorter all the time.

Anyone who misses Robyn Regehr take heart:  Chris Butler has smashed all expectations and has actually been acceptable playing with Jay Bouwmeester against top competition!  Once regarded as a possible "potential" top 4 defenseman, he appears to already be at that level somehow.  Granted, he's playing the best hockey of his career right now.

Roman Horak has brought some stability to the Flames at center ice.  He is currently playing between Paul Byron and Lee Stempniak on the Flames' 3rd line, and they've been effective so far.  Let's just hope that pucks start going in for them.

Miikka Kiprusoff is putting up starting goalie numbers these days.  No idea whether that has to do with starting relatively fewer games to this point or not, but whatever.  Enjoy it.  Might make him easier to trade later, for those of you who want Feaster to blow it up a little bit.

The 5 players under 25 I mentioned earlier are Chris Butler, Mikael Backlund, Paul Byron, T.J. Brodie, and Roman Horak if you care (in descending order of age).

I never would have guessed from his performance in the preseason, but Derek Smith is actually a decent player.  Makes me wish the Flames hadn't re-signed Anton Babchuk.

And now, considering how negative I am about "Boom Boom", I shall say something good about him.  He makes a terrible powerplay almost passable just from his mere presence.  Of course, T.J. Brodie does that too.

Speaking of Brodie, no doubt you have noticed that he's not nearly as exiting now as he used to be.  The reason?  He takes fewer risks.  He's a skilled player, so I'll take him with a little defensive awareness any day.  The offensive chances will come, most likely on the power play.

Anyone who complains about Jay Bouwmeester (unless those complaints are directly related to his contract) should stop right now.  He plays against top competition with heavy defensive zone starts (the zone starts pertain only to this season) and still puts up better possession numbers than Mark Giordano (again, this season).  Sure he doesn't put up many points, but at the end of the day, a prevented goal is worth just as much as a scored goal.  And Jbo is very good at the things a defenseman is supposed to be good at.

Brent Sutter has finally eased up on the difficulty of Roman Horak's ice time.  A little.

Elsewhere

It recently occurred to me just how good the 2010 draft is looking for the Flames right now.  Max Reinhart, Joey Leach, John Ramage, Bill Arnold, Michael Ferland, and Patrick Holland all rank among the team's top 20 prospects according to Hockey's Future.

In spite of the hype surrounding Holland's invite to Hockey Canada's Summer Evaluation Camp for the WJC, I would expect no more than 3 Flames to take part in that tournament, since Canada is so deep at center (precluding Reinhart) and the fact that they'll likely go with a more talented player than Holland.  Ferland has a shot in my opinion, but really only if the Canadian Junior team is looking for sandpaper to follow in the footsteps of Stefan Della Rovere and Zack Kassian.  Who are the players I expect to be in the WJC?  Well, Sven Baertchi obviously for Switzerland, and probably Markus Granlund for Finland.  The last is Bill Arnold for the United States.

Why does it say "Finland" in English?

The AHL

The Abbotsford Heat have been on a tear recently.  This is, mostly, because of two things:  Leland Irving and Krys Kolanos.  Irving's sv% (as I predicted last month) has gone up now that the Heat surrender more shots per game.  Of course, it hasn't been entirely true to form, since Irving suffered a small hiccup which resulted in a slight drop in the standings for the Heat, and 3 appearances in a short amount of time for Joni Ortio.

Krys Kolanos is averaging 2 points per game.  Playing with other quality AHL veterans like Jon Rheault and Ben Walter has freed up the likes of Greg Nemisz (2nd on the team in scoring) and C Dustin Sylvester to face off against more offensively-oriented players.  The result has been a slew of W's for the Heat, who are 7-1-1 in their last nine (both losses to the Oklahoma City Barons).

Krys Kolanos (#8) patrols the ice against the Hamilton Bulldogs

Clay Wilson (3-7-10 +1 in 16) and Brendan Mikkelson (2-8-10 +2 in 16) are currently tied for the team lead in points among defensemen.  Surprise surprise, they're on the same pair.  Who's next?  That would be Joe Piskula (1-3-4 +4 in 12).

Piskula is, unfortunately, injured which, combined with Brodie's graduation to the Flames, leaves the Heat bereft of their shut-down pair.  I think John Negrin (oh yeah, him) and some guy named Patrick Cullity (???) have taken their place.  Isn't defensive depth wonderful?  They didn't even have to move Chris Breen, James Martin, or Jordan Henry from the bottom 3.

I like James Martin.  With luck, he might turn out to be John Negrin done right... if he stays healthy.  Of course, luck isn't something the Flames have been very high on of late.

Poor Mitch Wahl just can't seem to find his game.  I blame the 3 concussions he suffered last season.  Apparently, he was just loaned to the Hamilton Bulldogs for some reason.

Ryan Howse is still looking for his first point.  His first anything of note, really.  I'm trying to figure out why he hasn't been loaned to the ECHL yet, a la Bryan Cameron (who has 2 points in 2 games and is, once again, injured).

After seeing some slight improvement to his game of late, Logan MacMillan was sent down to the Utah Grizzlies.  Way to ruin an upward trend, guys.

Wow, Raitis Ivanans can score in the AHL a little!  And you just know that no one will be messing with a Greg Nemisz or Krys Kolanos while all 6'4" 244lbs of Ivanans is there.  Of course, both Nemisz and Kolanos are fairly large themselves, anyway (6'3").  And Jon Rheault is too fast to be threatened physically at this level.  Still, I'm content with Ivanans roughing up the opposition, just so long as he doesn't get another concussion.  Maybe Lance Bouma will learn a little from Ivanans, as he undoubtedly is from Guillame Desbiens.

Finland

After a lengthy pointless streak (broken by an assist in his 14th game) Markus Granlund embarked on a lengthy stint with the Finnish U20 International team, leading them with 10 points (2-8-10) in 7 games (ahead of Teemu Pulkkinen (9) and Joel Armia (5) interestingly enough).  Upon his return to HIFK, Granlund has scored 3 points (all goals) in his last 2 games, giving him 8 points (4-4-8) in 16 games in his first year in the SM-liiga.  That's fairly decent for a forward who's still only 18.

CHL

Sven Baertchi is absolutely scorching the nets in the WHL, leading the league with 2.31 points per game.  For him, that means 30 points (7-23-30 +4) in just 13 games.  Granted, he's been padding his stats (especially assists) on the powerplay, which he just didn't do last season.  Still, that pace is impressive nonetheless.

I have absolutely no comprehension how Jordan Fransoo made the WHL team ahead of Tyler Wotherspoon.  Wotherspoon is better in literally every way.  Well, it doesn't matter too much.  My favourite thing about Wotherspoon is the fact that nothing ever seems to happen while he's on the ice--aside from some punishing hits.  And yet, he still manages to put a decent number of points on the board, with 8 (3-5-8) in 17 games, and he is tied for the team lead (with Baertschi and D William Wrenn) with a +4 rating.  All three goals were scored in 3 consecutive games.

Those exited about Michael Ferland's production this season should note that he's playing on a line with the point factory that is Mark Stone.  Still, Ferland has to have a certain amount of skill for him to be Stone's go-to guy.  I still wouldn't expect anything more than a 3rd liner in the NHL out of Ferland though, which is nothing to sneeze at if he reaches that high.

Turner Elson has "Turned" (get it?) on the afterburner since my last post, and is now producing at a 1.11 points per game pace, good for second on the Red Deer Rebels with 21 points in 19 games (including an impressive 11 goals).  He looks like he has good energy, and might be a 4th liner eventually.

Patrick Holland has had a good-not-great season as Try-City's shut-down forward.  He's getting plenty of assists, I just wish he'd score a goal every now and then.  As it stands right now, he has 21 points and a +7 rating in 20 games, with only 4 of those points being goals.  To be fair, he has been scoring more of late, with 3 goals in his last 3 games.  He really is more of an all-purpose player, which isn't a bad thing.

Max Reinhart has been disappointing some fans with his modest improvements over last season's scoring rate.  I wish to point out that his scoring rate was quite modest last season as well, until the games started to matter more.  The clutch is where Reinhart really shines.  On another note, Ferland plays with Mark Stone.  The best player Max plays with is Drew Czerwonka (when he's healthy) who, while a decent player, isn't exactly a pure scorer.

Joey Leach has cooled off after a hot start.  His slowness likely limits his offensive potential, and I always thought of him as more of a shut-down defenseman anyway.  Kind of a Cory Sarich clone.

Laurent Brossoit is a workhorse goalie, and has been piling up minutes and saves for an Edmonton Oil Kings squad that lacks defensive coverage--and that even considering that two of their defensemen are named Mark Pysyk and Griffin Reinhart.  Brossoit's individual stats are, accordingly, modest.

NCAA

John Ramage has climbed to a familiar .33 scoring rate with 4 points in 12 games.  His ghastly -6 rating has me choking every time I see it, which is a shame considering how much I like him as a player.  Still, being a shut-down defenseman playing for a mediocre team isn't a recipe for gaudy stats.

As I predicted, Chris Kreider is now leading the BC Eagles in points.  Bill Arnold is still right there with him, though, just a goal and an assist back with 7 of each for 14 points in 12 games.  I fully expect Bill to dress for the American World Junior team, even if it's just as a 4th liner.

Johnny Gaudreau has cooled off dramatically after a red-hot start, and now sits at 5 goals and 5 assists in 12 games.  Still, he should be a candidate for the American Word Junior team, though he likely won't make it until next year, since he likely requires a top 6 role to be effective.

Overtime

It looks as though this might be Sven Baertschi's last year in the WHL, and he seems determined to make it a good one.  On another note, I think it's safe to say that, when it comes to trades, Jay Feaster knows what he's doing.  Every player Feaster has traded for (Roman Horak, Paul Byron, Chris Butler, Pierre-Luc Letourneau-Leblond, and Lee Stempniak) has been at least as good as expected and, in the cases of Horak and Butler, have exceeded expectations.  You could, I suppose, argue that Leblond hasn't been as good as expected... but if you did, I'd have to ask what you were expecting.  Really, that's the only trade that stuck in my craw.

1000 Words: Chase Scenes They Haven't Done But Should

Everyone knows about the car chase. The longer the better, Hollywood seems to think. They're wrong, in my opinion, but that's another issue. Of course, sometimes it's the more the better, as in Quantum of Solace. That movie was terrible by the way.  As I recall, there was a foot chase, a boat chase, a plane chase, and, of course, a car chase.  All crammed into a short, substandard movie.  That got me to wondering: what's next for the quickly declining Action genre?  Will the next James Bond movie be even more "creative" in its chase scenes?  Here are some possibilities.

Can you think of anything quite this stupid?
A segway chase would be the height of hilarity

I don't know about you, but for me, the
mere idea of 007 bounding down the street
on one of these is almost reason enough to
pay the price of admission.

If Quantum of Solace didn't ruin the James Bond franchise
forever, I think having Bond strap himself in behind the wheel
of one of these puppies would surely do the trick.  Is anything
less dignified?  Maybe pogo sticks.

Every Bond movie needs an aquatic scene.  I think a tranquil
high-speed encounter with these beasts would do nicely.

I wonder if their moronic camera work could manage to make
a hot-air balloon chase seem exciting.

This would be good for the finale of my terrible, terrible 007
film.  Of course, if it's this funny, how could it be worse than
the last one?  You know, Quantum of Solace?  How many times
do you think I can mention that name in one blog post?

A Bust of Nelson Rockefeller: Live Train Misinformation

When they announced that we would be receiving live train information on those stupid little screens they put up in the train stations, I was thrilled. "Finally," I thought. "We'll actually have a freaking idea what's going on down the line."
What I thought (foolishly, I know) was that the screens would put up a live stream (of sorts) consisting of information of what was going on with the trains.  Like, you know, let us know about delays and stuff.  "Delay between City Hall and 1st Street~5mins" or something like that.  That's the logical conclusion when something says "Live train information" is it not?
Apparently not.
What we got instead, though, was a list of the next 3 trains and when (tentatively) they would arrive.  "Well," I thought. "At least I'll have an idea of when to storm off in disgust."
Apparently not.
No, instead what we have is when the train should arrive.  Not when (and whereabouts) it would.  It doesn't help, I maintain, when you tell me that the next train will arrive in 2 minutes... for 10 minutes.  You'd think updating it to 12 minutes would be more intelligent.
Apparently not.
There's also the small matter of inaccuracies.  This morning, it said that the next train would be there in 2 minutes (as stated above), that the following would come in 5... and that the one after that would also come in 5.  Last I checked, a station can only support 1 train at a time going in the same direction.
Apparently.  Not.
Of course, I maybe should have suspected that something stupid would happen with this, given CT's record with... well, list any complaint about them here.  I mean, they said this live train info would come in August, but it didn't actually appear (as far as I know) until mid October.  And that wasn't even during prime hours.

Ah me.  Why can't my city have a decent transit system?